How come no one told me that my new sister is a horse?

Me No Likey...

Baby sisters suck. Period.

Doggy Park

Last weekend, I guess my mommy and Bryan needed a break from crazy Monica. So we packed up the goldies and went for a car ride. We made some new friends! At first, they weren't being nice. But I put them in their place.

I like being outside. Tilly and I just lounged in the shade while crazy Brendan and our new friends chased tennis balls. I still don't understand what's so great about them.

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So... this new baby sister thing is so overrated. Why does she whine about everything? My beauty sleep is so interrupted. She better get over it soon. But I guess she's kind of cute. She has weird paws. They're big. They look like people hands. What a weirdo.

Monica's Home!

Here's a picture of me and my new baby sister, Monica. My mommy said I better enjoy while she's still small. Haha... she's funny. Everyone knows I'm the queen and I'm the biggest. Right?

I'm Getting a Baby Sister!

For my birthday, my mommy said I'm getting a baby sister. YAY! No stupid boys. Instead, another girl to join me and Tilly's posse. We can be the three musketeers. But I'm the queen. Tilly can be the princess. And I guess she can be a duchess. Mommy said her name is Monica. That's just too long. I think I'll call her Mo for short. I like it. I can't wait until I get to take lots of pictures of her and show her to you on my bloggie! For now, you will just have to wait patiently... unlike me.

Cute Tags

My mommy now has a woman-cave. That's what Bryan calls it. I guess it's fitting because she hides in there doing her typing typing typing. I like sitting under her table. She needs to put a bed in there for me. Anyway... she started making these little taggy things for me to wear. I guess it's cute. But why does she have to wake me up to try it on. All right already. I look cute no matter what I wear. Can I go back to sleep now?