Doggy Park

Last weekend, I guess my mommy and Bryan needed a break from crazy Monica. So we packed up the goldies and went for a car ride. We made some new friends! At first, they weren't being nice. But I put them in their place.

I like being outside. Tilly and I just lounged in the shade while crazy Brendan and our new friends chased tennis balls. I still don't understand what's so great about them.

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So... this new baby sister thing is so overrated. Why does she whine about everything? My beauty sleep is so interrupted. She better get over it soon. But I guess she's kind of cute. She has weird paws. They're big. They look like people hands. What a weirdo.

Monica's Home!

Here's a picture of me and my new baby sister, Monica. My mommy said I better enjoy while she's still small. Haha... she's funny. Everyone knows I'm the queen and I'm the biggest. Right?

I'm Getting a Baby Sister!

For my birthday, my mommy said I'm getting a baby sister. YAY! No stupid boys. Instead, another girl to join me and Tilly's posse. We can be the three musketeers. But I'm the queen. Tilly can be the princess. And I guess she can be a duchess. Mommy said her name is Monica. That's just too long. I think I'll call her Mo for short. I like it. I can't wait until I get to take lots of pictures of her and show her to you on my bloggie! For now, you will just have to wait patiently... unlike me.

Cute Tags

My mommy now has a woman-cave. That's what Bryan calls it. I guess it's fitting because she hides in there doing her typing typing typing. I like sitting under her table. She needs to put a bed in there for me. Anyway... she started making these little taggy things for me to wear. I guess it's cute. But why does she have to wake me up to try it on. All right already. I look cute no matter what I wear. Can I go back to sleep now?

Funny Game

Yesterday, I decided to play a funny game with Mommy. Well, I thought it was funny at first.

I was hiding in the laundry basket with my head down so she wouldn't see me. But I guess she was still typing away on her computer for a long, long time so I fell asleep. Anyway... when it was bedtime, she was looking for me and I heard her call my name. I decided to keep hiding.

My tummy started hurting from holding in my chuckles because she was going in circles and circles, all around the house, turning on all the lights, going outside, peeking in the neighbors' yards. All while I was just sitting quietly in the laundry basket.

She started sounding really worried and she woke up Bryan and he said I came inside after our walkies. Which I did. But Mommy started panicking, because she couldn't find me.

So then I decided to jump out and say, "Here I am!" Then Mommy almost started to cry, saying she was so worried I was lost. Man... I was just trying to be funny. Sometimes Mommy can be so dramatic.

Groomsies

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to groom the dogs. They just don't keep proper hygiene. I like to give Tilly little spikies to style up her hair a little. I don't know why it's so funny. My mom seems to think it's hilarious. So does Tilly. Don't you see the stylish bum?