It was really hot this weekend. I barely even wanted to go outside. Yesterday, I was pacing all around the house, trying to forget that I needed to pee, because I REALLY didn't want to go outside. So I thought about it, and thought about it, and decided I should just use that little room with the giant drinking bowl that Brendan likes to use — no one would notice.

I was wrong. My mommy noticed and I got in trouble. But I just gave her my ultimate cute face like always. Hmm... I have to think of something better the next time I don't want to go outside.

Let's see, what else happened this weekend? Oh yeah, my mom's human brother took out those big things with the wheels. He was going away, from what I could tell. "College" they said. I wonder where that is. It sounds interesting.

So anyway, we had a party for him, and 'MAH,' my mom's mom, was sad. I don't know what the big deal was. It's not like he had to take a B-A-T-H like I did. That always happens when people come over for a party. They think I don't know what a bath is just because they spell it out. Hello?! I see you holding the shampoo, silly! It's okay though. I got to wear a party outfit, which always gets me more attention.

At the party, I almost got away with some barbecue chicken, but that dumb Tilly had to go and wag her giant tail so my mommy noticed us by the grill. She ran so fast to get us away from it. Hahaha! My mom's so funny when she runs! I like making her do that.

That's pretty much all that's been happening this week. I'm gonna go lay back down on the couch now. My mom said she "shampooed" the couch... so weird. Now I have to rub my scent all over it again.