I think it's hilarious how she freaks out at the big doggies. HAHAHAHAHA! Get used to it Missy. But if you stick by me, you'll be alright. Just don't bother me during my beauty sleep.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Molly
Once upon a time, in a town called Maite in Guam, there lived a crazy woman named Mommy. Yep, that's right. My mom has gone off the deep edge. We have added yet another member to this canine clan. Well, I guess you can say that she's not really a NEW addition, per se. Since she was granny's dog in Manila. But since granny moved here, I guess she JUST HAD TO move here too.
I think it's hilarious how she freaks out at the big doggies. HAHAHAHAHA! Get used to it Missy. But if you stick by me, you'll be alright. Just don't bother me during my beauty sleep.
I think it's hilarious how she freaks out at the big doggies. HAHAHAHAHA! Get used to it Missy. But if you stick by me, you'll be alright. Just don't bother me during my beauty sleep.
Sunday, October 23, 2011
My Tired Mommy
My mommy looks stressed. I see her typing typing typing away on her computer longer and longer. I keep her company even though I just sleep on the couch while she types so she doesn't feel lonely. Every now and then, she will take a break and pat me on the head and call me a good girl. I like that.
But sometimes, I am in a deep sleep and don't want to get up by the time she goes to bed. I can't tell time. But I think it's pretty late, because Zeke and Zeus are already snoring very loudly.
Anyway, today she said she needed a break, so she made us some treats. Aww, my poor mommy. Even when she's taking a break, she has to do something. Bryan calls her a workaholic. I have to google what that means.
In the meantime, look at these yummy punkin' pies she made for us. YUM!!! Just in time for Halloween.
But sometimes, I am in a deep sleep and don't want to get up by the time she goes to bed. I can't tell time. But I think it's pretty late, because Zeke and Zeus are already snoring very loudly.
Anyway, today she said she needed a break, so she made us some treats. Aww, my poor mommy. Even when she's taking a break, she has to do something. Bryan calls her a workaholic. I have to google what that means.
In the meantime, look at these yummy punkin' pies she made for us. YUM!!! Just in time for Halloween.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Bye Bye AJ
AJ went to his new home this week. I have to admit, I kind of miss the little booger. But I met his new family, and they look quite alright. His new name is Cooper, and I can tell he is going to be spoiled because he will be an only fur-child. I miss the days when I was an only fur-child. *Sigh*
In other news, my mom has been tearing up the house lately, preparing for all her trunk shows. Yesterday was Dogtoberfest, and I am glad she didn't want me to go, because it was a hot hot hot day. I enjoyed taking a nappy.
But perhaps I do need to go out one of these days. I'll think about joining the golden crew at the dog park... we'll see how I feel later.
In other news, my mom has been tearing up the house lately, preparing for all her trunk shows. Yesterday was Dogtoberfest, and I am glad she didn't want me to go, because it was a hot hot hot day. I enjoyed taking a nappy.
But perhaps I do need to go out one of these days. I'll think about joining the golden crew at the dog park... we'll see how I feel later.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Nom Nom Nom
I can tell my mommy's been busy. I was feeling a bit neglected a few days ago, so I hid in the laundry basket so that 1) I could sulk and 2) so the other mongrels wouldn't bother me. Then she found me and I gave her my irresistable puppy dog face. I guess I still have it, because look what she made for me! YUM!!! Unfortunately, I had to share with the others. But I guess that's okay.
Sunday, August 21, 2011
What's the Deal?
Some of the mongrels of the house have developed quite an obsession with my bed lately. So when we all come back from doing our business in the yard, I race to my bed so that no one else will jump in. Unfortunately, they still think they can.
One of Tilly's babies, AJ, is still living with us. I tried giving Mommy the look, like, "When is this little booger going to find his own family like everyone else?" but I don't think anyone wants him. Why would they? He's so annoying. Running around like a little monkey wind up toy. It makes me tired just watching him. Look at his irritating face, always up in my business.
All this rain isn't helping either. Rain rain rain rain. Ugh. And then Bryan forces me to walk in the grass. Eww. He should walk in the grass in the rain. See how he likes it. Pfft.
One of Tilly's babies, AJ, is still living with us. I tried giving Mommy the look, like, "When is this little booger going to find his own family like everyone else?" but I don't think anyone wants him. Why would they? He's so annoying. Running around like a little monkey wind up toy. It makes me tired just watching him. Look at his irritating face, always up in my business.
All this rain isn't helping either. Rain rain rain rain. Ugh. And then Bryan forces me to walk in the grass. Eww. He should walk in the grass in the rain. See how he likes it. Pfft.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
So Where Was I?
Oh yes, I was saying how I regretted saying I didn't like being an only child. When I was about seven human years old, my mommy's special friend Bryan brought home these two ugly monkeys, who became my new baby brothers. They weren't really monkeys, though that would have been cool. I could teach them to get stuff for me because they have thumbs.
Anyway, she named them Ben and Jerry, which the people seem to find amusing. I don't get it. What I REALLY didn't like was when I got a baby sister, because I wasn't mommy's little girl anymore. I mean, she says I am, but still. I grew to love her, Tilly I mean. She wasn't so bad. And she's a big doggie who listens when I tell her to get stuff off the counter for me. HAHAHA! My mommy still hasn't figured out how we do that, so we'll just keep it that way.
I stopped paying attention when more doggies came to live with us. Some would stay briefly, because Mommy said it was only until they found their own family, and some stay longer. Whatever. As long as they left me alone, I leave them alone. But it's hard to ignore someone like Brendan. He can be so annoying. But I guess I grew to love him too.
I became an auntie a few months ago because Tilly had babies. They're so adorable. That is, until they became crazy thinking they can just sleep in my bed when they want. I DON'T THINK SO! Luckily, most of them found new people to bug. Except one. Bryan nicknamed him "AJ." He needs to go away soon. I am not particularly fond of him chasing my tail.
Anyway, my mom said Tilly's not having anymore babies because she got spades. Hmm... I guess she won a poker game. God forbid she were to get hearts and then where would we be?
So that's pretty much my life. I need to go for a potty break to work off this lumpia... my mommy had a party and she couldn't resist giving me some people food. Of course! Who could ever resist me?
Anyway, she named them Ben and Jerry, which the people seem to find amusing. I don't get it. What I REALLY didn't like was when I got a baby sister, because I wasn't mommy's little girl anymore. I mean, she says I am, but still. I grew to love her, Tilly I mean. She wasn't so bad. And she's a big doggie who listens when I tell her to get stuff off the counter for me. HAHAHA! My mommy still hasn't figured out how we do that, so we'll just keep it that way.
I stopped paying attention when more doggies came to live with us. Some would stay briefly, because Mommy said it was only until they found their own family, and some stay longer. Whatever. As long as they left me alone, I leave them alone. But it's hard to ignore someone like Brendan. He can be so annoying. But I guess I grew to love him too.
I became an auntie a few months ago because Tilly had babies. They're so adorable. That is, until they became crazy thinking they can just sleep in my bed when they want. I DON'T THINK SO! Luckily, most of them found new people to bug. Except one. Bryan nicknamed him "AJ." He needs to go away soon. I am not particularly fond of him chasing my tail.
Anyway, my mom said Tilly's not having anymore babies because she got spades. Hmm... I guess she won a poker game. God forbid she were to get hearts and then where would we be?
So that's pretty much my life. I need to go for a potty break to work off this lumpia... my mommy had a party and she couldn't resist giving me some people food. Of course! Who could ever resist me?
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Life As I Know It
You know what, I just realized I never told you my life story. Better late than never I guess. Maybe that'll help me update this thing more often.
Where should I start. I guess I'll start back as far as I remember... when I was sitting in a corner with my stinky brothers and sisters. People would come visit us randomly and all of them would get all excited, jumping up and down like little mongrels. That's just not my style. So when a lady picked me up among all of them and didn't put me back, I was very relieved. As you probably guessed, that was mommy.
She likes to tell the story of how I was such a good little puppy and slept in the laundry basket from when I got home. I still do.
I was an only child for a really long time. Sometimes, it got boring. But boy do I regret saying that now. Quiet times are hard to come by with crazy dogs like Brendan around. *Yawn* I'm getting tired... I'll continue my story later.
Where should I start. I guess I'll start back as far as I remember... when I was sitting in a corner with my stinky brothers and sisters. People would come visit us randomly and all of them would get all excited, jumping up and down like little mongrels. That's just not my style. So when a lady picked me up among all of them and didn't put me back, I was very relieved. As you probably guessed, that was mommy.
She likes to tell the story of how I was such a good little puppy and slept in the laundry basket from when I got home. I still do.
I was an only child for a really long time. Sometimes, it got boring. But boy do I regret saying that now. Quiet times are hard to come by with crazy dogs like Brendan around. *Yawn* I'm getting tired... I'll continue my story later.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
I'm an Auntie!
Tilly had -- or should I say -- is having her pups as I type. I am very excited but must keep this short because I am on standby to make sure everything is okay. Here I am being a concerned auntie.
Here's Tilly with the first five of the bunch.
More pics soon!
Here's Tilly with the first five of the bunch.
More pics soon!
Sunday, May 1, 2011
La-Di-Da
I can't believe it's been three months since I have posted anything! I'm so sorry bloggy friends! I guess I've been busier than I expected. You know... watching Mommy with her inventory, scolding the other pups, exploring the yard for fallen mangoes, napping ... I'm tired just thinking about it.
Let's see... what's going on. Oh ... my mommy was talking about Brendan having a gun, I think. I don't quite understand. She said something about thinking he was "shooting blanks." Whatever that means. But I heard her say he's not after all and now Tilly and Brendan are having babies. I don't know what shooting has anything to do with babies, but I am excited to be Auntie Maxine. Don't tell Tilly, but I think she looks really fat.
My mommy also started going to an office again. She doesn't hang out with us and type type type at home anymore. She said she can't concentrate. But the good news is my pouty face finally won her over and she takes me with her to the office sometimes. Look at me, Maxine the career woman!
The people at Mommy's office are nice. They give me treats! The vet says I need to go on a diet. Whatever. Diet Shmiet. He needs to go on a diet.
I can't really think of anything else to talk about right now. So I'll just nap some more and type again later. Bye!
Let's see... what's going on. Oh ... my mommy was talking about Brendan having a gun, I think. I don't quite understand. She said something about thinking he was "shooting blanks." Whatever that means. But I heard her say he's not after all and now Tilly and Brendan are having babies. I don't know what shooting has anything to do with babies, but I am excited to be Auntie Maxine. Don't tell Tilly, but I think she looks really fat.
My mommy also started going to an office again. She doesn't hang out with us and type type type at home anymore. She said she can't concentrate. But the good news is my pouty face finally won her over and she takes me with her to the office sometimes. Look at me, Maxine the career woman!
The people at Mommy's office are nice. They give me treats! The vet says I need to go on a diet. Whatever. Diet Shmiet. He needs to go on a diet.
I can't really think of anything else to talk about right now. So I'll just nap some more and type again later. Bye!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
He's Okay
My mom can be such a DRAMA QUEEN. If you guys are friends with her on Facebook, you must have seen her status about freaking out about Brendan. I don't do Facebook. I'm already too busy to start something else I have to update. But that's another story. Anyway, remember how I mentioned Brendan wasn't feeling well?
I KNEW he would be fine, but you know, Mom's such a worrywart and he went to the vet and got a stick up his booty. Hahaha. Anyway, like I predicted, he's fine. I wish she saw what he was doing when she went to work this morning... eating hairballs AGAIN! I told him that's how he got sick the first time. But does anyone EVER listen to ME? No...
I KNEW he would be fine, but you know, Mom's such a worrywart and he went to the vet and got a stick up his booty. Hahaha. Anyway, like I predicted, he's fine. I wish she saw what he was doing when she went to work this morning... eating hairballs AGAIN! I told him that's how he got sick the first time. But does anyone EVER listen to ME? No...
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Sick
I foresee a vet visit. Brendan looks like he has a tummy ache. Mommy keeps looking at him and saying she's worried because he started eating all kinds of crap off the table and then vomited his dinner. I kept telling him that just because it was Bryan's birthday, doesn't mean he should eat EVERYTHING off the table. Just the ones that the people are eating too!!! But he doesn't listen. I know I think he's dumb sometimes. But I hope he's okay. Then when he gets all better, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.
Friday, January 21, 2011
GUAM is Where America's Day Begins A-Hole
My mom was reading the paper today and I just happened to glance over her shoulder at this one article about some guy in Hawaii who wants to move the international date line. I know, huh? Sounds complicated. Lucky I got my own little computer now and learned how to use Google so I was able to figure out exactly what's going on. Here... just read it yourself HERE.
It's all very confusing to me, still, but basically, some wannabe macho lawmaker dude thinks he can steal Guam's slogan!!! I don't know much about date lines or whatever you call them... but I think he should worry about laws that will actually matter... like more money for shelter dogs! Or changing the punishment for animal abuse to the abusers being tied out in the heat with no food and water! Or dumb politicians should be bit in the leg... I'll volunteer.
Gene Ward, GUAM is Where America's Day Begins. And your porch is where I'm gonna poop where America's day ends if you keep this up.
It's all very confusing to me, still, but basically, some wannabe macho lawmaker dude thinks he can steal Guam's slogan!!! I don't know much about date lines or whatever you call them... but I think he should worry about laws that will actually matter... like more money for shelter dogs! Or changing the punishment for animal abuse to the abusers being tied out in the heat with no food and water! Or dumb politicians should be bit in the leg... I'll volunteer.
Gene Ward, GUAM is Where America's Day Begins. And your porch is where I'm gonna poop where America's day ends if you keep this up.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
A Blog About Bryan
So, I was doing some reminiscing about past bloggie posts and I realize that I talk smack about Bryan a lot. In his defense, he probably doesn't deserve a lot of it. That's just between me and you, okay? I would NEVER admit that to him.
Anyway, I was just going to start another Bryan rant because he woke me up early AGAIN! It's SATURDAY! Really?! I understand that everyone else is doing the little peepee dance, but geez, I would rather hold it and get a little bit more beauty sleep. But in any case, I GUESS you can say he's a nice guy. He took care of me and the other puppies while Mommy was away and even gave us treatsies. My my, I must be in an especially good mood today.
There are lots of birthdays around this time. That could be it. It was Mommy's birthday last month... this month is Ben and Jerry's birthday and Zeus' birthday, and also Bryan's birthday... and next month, guess who's birthday it is! MINE!!! I am turning 11!
Oh my gosh. Mommy says I am an old lady. PSSSHHHAAA!!! SHE'S the old lady. I should start thinking about what I want for my birthday. Hmm...
Anyway, I was just going to start another Bryan rant because he woke me up early AGAIN! It's SATURDAY! Really?! I understand that everyone else is doing the little peepee dance, but geez, I would rather hold it and get a little bit more beauty sleep. But in any case, I GUESS you can say he's a nice guy. He took care of me and the other puppies while Mommy was away and even gave us treatsies. My my, I must be in an especially good mood today.
There are lots of birthdays around this time. That could be it. It was Mommy's birthday last month... this month is Ben and Jerry's birthday and Zeus' birthday, and also Bryan's birthday... and next month, guess who's birthday it is! MINE!!! I am turning 11!
Oh my gosh. Mommy says I am an old lady. PSSSHHHAAA!!! SHE'S the old lady. I should start thinking about what I want for my birthday. Hmm...
Friday, January 14, 2011
Baldy McBald
My mommy is back and I am so excited. But I am not so excited that one of the new contraptions she bought is this buzzing thing that leaves me BALD! Well, I guess it does feel better a little. I'm not so hot anymore. Plus I can see where I'm going! However, I will be leaving any photo shoots for the next few months for the other mutts. I just don't look very cute without any hair.
In other news, Brendan is also losing his hair. Not because of the buzzing thing, but just because. Now my mom gives him medicine. Shhhh... don't tell him it's medicine, because he seems to think it's a treat. Hahaha! I am continuously amused by his stupidity.
Let's see... what else is going on. Oh yeah! Zeus, the baby of our family celebrated his first birthday last week. We all got some treatsies to celebrate. Other than that, I'm glad things are back to normal.
In other news, Brendan is also losing his hair. Not because of the buzzing thing, but just because. Now my mom gives him medicine. Shhhh... don't tell him it's medicine, because he seems to think it's a treat. Hahaha! I am continuously amused by his stupidity.
Let's see... what else is going on. Oh yeah! Zeus, the baby of our family celebrated his first birthday last week. We all got some treatsies to celebrate. Other than that, I'm glad things are back to normal.
Friday, January 7, 2011
No More Holidays
I am back! Did you miss me? If you follow my other blog, www.puppyloveguam.blogspot.com, you'll know why I haven't posted here. It has been a BUSY holiday season for me and my mommy. Did you see all those trade shows I had to prepare for? Well, actually, I just supervised. But Mom looked like she was working hard. And I guess she did deserve a vacation ... she's been gone for three weeks now and she is STILL not back. I guess I have to deal with Bryan just a bit longer.
I just wish he would stop trying to trick me. He holds me up to this moving picture frame he has on his desk and tells me to say hi to my mommy. He gets it to even sound like her. WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME?! Are you reading this Mommy? Come home!!!
But it is kinda funny when Brendan falls for it. Hahahaha... what a dumb dog.
I just wish he would stop trying to trick me. He holds me up to this moving picture frame he has on his desk and tells me to say hi to my mommy. He gets it to even sound like her. WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME?! Are you reading this Mommy? Come home!!!
But it is kinda funny when Brendan falls for it. Hahahaha... what a dumb dog.
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